A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?" The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here,and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?"The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come on up and have some."So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking ajoint with a monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.The crocodile says he has to check out this pot smoking monkey so he walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you monkey!"The monkey looks down and says durn dude........how much water did you drink?"
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other। When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night।The old woman would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"Neighbors feared her They believed she practiced blackmagic because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood।The old woman liked the fact that she was feared। To everyone's relief, she died of a heart attack when she was 68.He had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, he went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.His neighbors, concerned for his safety, asked,"Aren't you afraid that she may indeed be able to dig her way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?"The Man put down his drink and said, "Let her dig. I had her buried upside down......."
We've just learned Michael Jackson has died. He was 50.
Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We're told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.
A source tells us Jackson was dead when paramedics arrived. A cardiologist at UCLA tells TMZ Jackson died of cardiac arrest.
Once at the hospital, the staff tried to resuscitate him but he was completely unresponsive.
A source inside the hospital told us there was "absolute chaos" after Jackson arrived. People who were with the singer were screaming, "You've got to save him! You've got to save him!"
We're told one of the staff members at Jackson's home called 911.
La Toya ran in the hospital sobbing after Jackson was pronounced dead.
Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince "Blanket" Michael Jackson 2
God Rest His Soul
Michael Well Never Forget You ... ( You Well Always Be In My Heart )
R.I.P : M.J.J (29.08.1958 - 25.06.2009)
11.5.09
What Am I Doing Now
I’m bake to Training with my friends and my Great Sensei Ala’a
We have a new Do go in ( Al Rabeyah ) called Ozone , it’s cool and the owner is very nice and friendly , he is a hard working manager , he painted the Do go and re arrange it , it’s much bigger from the inside , the place is outstanding .
We train : Karate , tay bo , Kickboxing , Martial arts , Aerobic , Blues ( Sauna , steam ) .
Hi there My Friends, I Know you All Miss Me.... So I'm Back to Till You What Happened with Me.
On feb.15’Th my Boss Called Me To his Office, I went there After 10 min , and I could hear him yelling lade , so He Called me in , he was very angry ( I don’t know why ) , I told him you asked for me ? He said to me set down and throws a paper into my face and said (Signe it), I Asked him what it was and he told me it’s your resignation (You’ve been rated bad for this year,
And you have many problems with your colleges, AND the AB Office don’t want your help any more) <>, this is the first time for me to be Kicked out like I’m Nothing, I was confused and Very Angry inside my mind, I was calming myself from exploding and Actually Engaging someone with a punch in the face or saying anything I might regret of saying it , So I Signed the paper and got out from the office as fast as I could , I went down to my office to think about what happened , and as I expected I ran in to my supervisor and he called me to his office ,
( he know about it before any one ) he tried to calm me down <NO CHANSE> , and he toke my Access Card ( ID ) , and told me to hang there until the end of the working day , I went to my office told my Friends ( Whatever ) , toke all my stuff in my bag and sent An E-male to all my friends and colleges tilling them that I’m done in this Working place and I’m moving on with my life ( Carrying A Grudge In My Heart Because of the Way They Ended my Work There ) ,
Just A Tipp: I was Grated (Good), And All the Colleges who Know Me Where Sad and All most Cried Seeing Me Go Like That.
Many Of My Colleges where Kicked out From Work Just because Some Managers wanted to Get More salary and Acknowledgment from the head office (they have saved the bank a lot of expenses for this upcoming year) , the net profits of the year 2008 was very low < style=""> > And that’s not All ( Don’t Forget that every bank in the world has a non Tax Profit income the Government Know that ). So the Numbers are far higher than gust a lazy <>.
Working with this bank have given me a lot of banking Knowledge and experience’s and I’ve known many nice people there who helped me in growing to god banker , to understand the world , So I Got Over it And I Still Hate the Bank and the Superior Managers.
I still haven’t find a new job but soon I hope to find one better than the previous one (En shalla)
this is My first Time to To Post On My Blog .. So I'll Make it Quick As Possible .
Today Was A very Could Winter Day In Jordan , So i Stayed At Home Next to My ( Romo ) , Setting With My PC On the Net ... Mmmm , I Found No One Of My friends Today 0_0'' . My Best Friend D.H.T San ( AKA :- Dragon Hunter T ) is Sleepy Cause He Had Some Things to Do tell 4:00 Am .
And For My Bets Friend Teacher T Sensei : Sashi bure dana Disu Sensei , This is My New Blog ^_*/ .
